Wednesday, February 2, 2005 from Cohutta

Now that terrorists are capturing action figures,
I think it's important that we stop exporting Barbies
to the Middle East. Besides the obvious safety issue,
she doesn't have the little camouflage outfits with
matching kneepads and boots. And I doubt that she
would be able to cope with having a little toy machine
gun pointed to her little plastic head.