Sunday, May 22, 2005 from Cohutta

To all foreign leaders who might run afoul of U.S. diplomatic policy: Wear clean underwear and try to make it stylish. If you're in fairly good shape get something with a slightly lower cut. Saddam had on a pair of skivvies that he would have probably would changed if he had known he was going to be photographed in them. Maybe Jesse Jackson or the International Red Cross can get him an International Male UnderGear catalogue.