Thursday, May 2, 2005 from Cohutta

Bush Anxious to Learn More of Deep Throat

WASHINGTON -- President Bush said
on Wednesday the disclosure that the former No. 2 official at the FBI
was Watergate's "Deep Throat" source caught him by surprise and he's
anxious to learn more details about his relationship with the news
media.

"It's hard for me to judge" whether former
deputy FBI Director Mark Felt provided a valuable public service or
acted improperly, Bush told reporters.

"I'm learning more about the situation," he said.

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Translation:

1) This, like everything else, requires something I do not possess: the ability to think and speak at the same time.

2) Everything catches me by surprise.

3) I can't make a judgment because I haven't been told what to think yet.

4) OMG, we're in deep shit if we have a Deep Throat in our little coven.