A Polite President

When President Pinocchio was asked how he will act when he encounters Venezuela's President Chavez, he said that he would be polite. "That's what the American people expect their president to do, is to be a polite person," he said. "And if I run across him, I will do just that."

Obviously, little Georgie was raised right. Too bad his good manners will not serve him very well when historians will view him as the President who brought America to its knees.

I guess little Georgie had a manners lapse when he referred to New York Times reporter Adam Clymer as a "major league asshole." And, apparently the American people do not expect their vice-president to be a polite person, as he's been known to say, "Fuck yourself," to people who make him angry.