Dumb, dumb, dumb...

So, we're now outsourcing our already poor port security to the United Arab Emirates. Mr. President, what the hell is wrong with you?

You've made some catastrophically, monumentally stupid decisions in the past. Attacking Iraq being the most devastating and nominating Harriet Meirs to the Supreme Court being the most laughable, but, good God, why don't you just give them the damn key?