You're doing a heckuva job, Rummy...

The only one who deserves to get canned more than Rumsfeld is the Prez himself. What'll happen is that at some point, Rumsfeld will "decide" that the controversy surrounding him is detracting from the business at hand and will offer his resignation. President Pinocchio will, of course, regrettably accept it and commend him on a job well done.