Approval Ratings, Part 2

The following came from the December 19, 2005 issue of TIME magazine. All credit goes to the author Patricia Marx.

97% of stem cells zealously endorse the President's stem-cell policies.

86% of the ExxonMobil management are of the opinion that we should stay the course in Iraq until the last drop of oil is pumped.

99% of some people we know believe a certain person who leaked the name of the Vice President of the U.S. to the American public should be prosecuted.

49% of Jenna Bush's friends approve of the wet bar on her grandfather's boat in Kennebunkport.