What I Did On My Summer Vacation by George W. Bush

I'm sorry, Mr. President, but even though you can continue to run the country from Crawford, Texas, it's just not right. Our soldiers are in Iraq because of you. Every reason that you have given for going to war has proven to be false. Yes, at this point we cannot just leave; that would be the only thing more stupid than getting us there in the first place. While England has said, "Oops, wrong man," you have yet to say, "Oops, wrong country." You're asking men and women to sacrifice their lives. You should not be on an extended vacation. Any damn fool, and that includes you, should be able to see that it just doesn't look right and that in itself is good enough reason to not take the longest presidential vacation in 36 years and to stay in Washington and do your job there.