Mel Gibson's Blood-Alcohol Level

Mel, I think it would be safe to say that a time or two in the past, my blood-alcohol level has been 0.12, yet that fact did not make me spout anti-Semitic slurs. Were you also drunk when you did your gay bashing?

Bush Calls for Restraint

Isn't he funny? President Bring-Em-On calls for restraint in the Middle East.

North Korea Vows to Continue Missile Tests

Now that we have a real threat to our security with real WMDs, I'll bet President Pinocchio wishes that our troops were not committed to his personal war in Iraq. I know I do.

New York Times Leak

I want our press to print any and every story they uncover. Shedding light is the only thing that keeps our leaders even close to being accountable. If the administration feels that its efforts are being compromised, then it needs to plug its own leaks.