A Kinder, Greener Bush

Bush is beginning to sound like Al Gore, except that talk of conservation and alternative fuel sources coming from this administration sounds like a large load of horse manure. Unless Big Oil has gone into the corn business, this is pandering, pure and simple.

The quote of the year from the Prez might easily be: "You just got to recognize there are limits to how much corn can be used for ethanol. After all, we got to eat some." How could anyone listen to that and not think...what a dumbass!

Tony Snow

I can't wait until he assumes the job of White House press secretary. Finally it would be an acknowledgement that we were getting a snowjob.

The People's Republic of China

It would seem that there would be two important things to remember when meeting a world leader: his/her name and the name of his/her country. I think that Bush got one out of two right, but it's hard to tell when that leader's name is Hu.

Bush's Shake Up

Wow! Scott Mclellan has been replaced and Karl Rove has moved his office. Very impressive.

You're doing a heckuva job, Rummy...

The only one who deserves to get canned more than Rumsfeld is the Prez himself. What'll happen is that at some point, Rumsfeld will "decide" that the controversy surrounding him is detracting from the business at hand and will offer his resignation. President Pinocchio will, of course, regrettably accept it and commend him on a job well done.

The Easter Egg Hunt

The claim that homosexuals invaded or crashed the White House Easter Egg Hunt is the real politicising of the annual family event. Though many of the extremist religious Right would like gays and lesbians to be silent and invisible, they are American citizens and have as much right to hunt Easter eggs as their conservative counterparts. Whether religious conservatives want to admit it or not, children and parents living together constitute a family, period. They have the right to privately eschew and shun gay parents and their children, but they cannot keep them from participating in American life.

Cynthia McKinney

Cynthia McKinney has apologized, but doesn't really say for what? She calls the striking of a security officer a misunderstanding, yet she seems to be the one didn't understand. She regrets the escalation, yet she caused it. She played the race card, but it didn't fly.

She needs to have the book thrown at her...but by Tom Delay?

Illegal Immigrants

We love them, we love them not, we love them, we love them not...